Anteater

When a man does pushups on a nude beach and each pushup he makes certain his wiener touches the sand much like an anteater.

After getting slightly aroused by the all the titties around him at the nude beach mike dropped to the ground and pulled an anteater.

sewer coon

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.

Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.