kik

1. someone accidentally doesn't type "lol"
2. random letters to type in place of "heh"

Ro: "Look at Eric's new bong."
Mo: "OMG, give me a hit... wow this is great... kik."

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Furnace Run

scary place near Tarrtown that bloody people jump out in front of cars randomly or just a fun place to scare someone by pretending to be a bloody person that jumps out in front of cars randomly. (Like how I scared Ashley Minteer really bad one night)

Murphy: "Hey we'd better take Furnace run to get to my house, its the fastest way."

Mo: "Ok, go."

Me: (jumping out) ROAR!

Ashley: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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meanie

someone who does something not nice; also related to bastard

Flo: "Meanie Ro."

Ro: "Heh."

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cunninimbus

the vagina deity also known as the "Vagina God"

*standing on chair to state proudly*
"I AM THE CUNNINIMBUS!"

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BOW

bag of weed

"Ahhh, pssht! Quit fucking saying that fucking phrase! BOW THIS.... BOW THAT.... OMG STOP IT!!! Hey, Mr. BOWer might know how to make you stop... IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ZOO, SAID YOUNG GERALD MAGROO, AND THE FELLOW WHO RUNS IT SEEMS PROUD OF IT, TOO. BUT IF I RAN THE ZOO, SAID YOUNG GERALD MAGROO, I'D MAKE A FEW CHANGES, THAT'S JUST WHAT I'D DO."

Ex 2: "Hey, Erin, pass the BOW to Eric."

Ex 3: "Mo, how much you want for the BOW?" "TRE-FIDDY!" "HOLY FO SHIZZLE THATS OUTTA MUH LEAGUE"

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