cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

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Spongebob Dodecahedronpants

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.

"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

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buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

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Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

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internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

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lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

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