flantastic

If something is Flantastic it is extremely jewish, sticky, and dirty. A flantastic item would be something like a used uncleaned double-dong and doing a flanstastic deed would be like giving yourself or another person the reverse shocker.

If someone is called flantastic it means they are easy, slutty, and/or dirty.

Dude that bitch was so flantastic in bed! She let me use her any way I wanted!!

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

first born

The one your parents will love the most

Person 1:That bitch just got a car
Person 2:
Of course she was the first born

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