bathblast

When you are having rough anal sex in a bath. The male partner then has to jizz in a bottle of soap and pour it down his partners vagina. You then have to commence in sexual intercourse, cleaning your dick and making your partner cum out all your clean and purified cum. This concoction must then be solidified and then turned into a bar of soap to use as a dildo.

"Wow me and Jessica had a hell of a bathblast last night"

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*