Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.