When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that girl at a velocity of at least 15 miles per hour, then jump off and intertwine your penis into the girl's anus.
"hey bru, that wasn't the galloping justice! you were on your rhino galloping at 12 miles per hour "
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When a man is releasing excrement and receiving oral pleasures by a man or a female. The Chevy Malibu is the final moment when you poop and ejaculate at the same time.
"After dinner at a Bill's Burrito Hut with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was horny while i was taking a shit; therefore the Chevy Malibu was preformed"
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When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"
"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"
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