Kemen

The slang word for surprise butt sex, that later is given consent so is not considered rape.

A man decides to surprise his wife/partner and yells surprise before sexing their ass. The wife/partner then gives them consent because the kemen brightened up their day.

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Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

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