rimjockey

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee

"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."

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crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

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assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

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hypocunt

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.

That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.

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gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

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cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

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chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."