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The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.
I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.
1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".
2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".
I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.
A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.
A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.
To be deprived of memes to the point that your physical health starts to decline. Only the freshest, dankest or most timeless memes can cure this illness. A dead meme will only make it worse.
My friend Jeremy is getting a little amemic lately. He hasn't watched a single meme compilation this entire week.
A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
To have released sweat into or onto something, particularly an article of clothing.
I must apologize, for I have borrowed your gym clothes and swat upon them without your consent.
Small, round clumps of fresh dog feces (poop) that are produced by small/medium sized dogs. They will range in size from that of a marble to at least that of an Asian man's erect penis.
I took my chihuahua Tito Dick out for a walk in the cul-de-sac, and halfway through he dropped like five smelly nugglets all over my shoes.
During my vacation in africa, I saw a dung beetle roll a jackal nugglet around in the Serengeti. It turned me on.
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