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Swat

To have released sweat into or onto something, particularly an article of clothing.

I must apologize, for I have borrowed your gym clothes and swat upon them without your consent.

by BatteryMaster January 21, 2021


Nugglet

Small, round clumps of fresh dog feces (poop) that are produced by small/medium sized dogs. They will range in size from that of a marble to at least that of an Asian man's erect penis.

I took my chihuahua Tito Dick out for a walk in the cul-de-sac, and halfway through he dropped like five smelly nugglets all over my shoes.

During my vacation in africa, I saw a dung beetle roll a jackal nugglet around in the Serengeti. It turned me on.

by BatteryMaster June 7, 2017

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Rubber Sucky

To get a blowjob from someone whilst wearing a condom.

I got a really good rubber sucky from my girlfriend last night, dude.

by BatteryMaster July 5, 2017


Plug Nut

The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.

I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.

by BatteryMaster January 5, 2017


Biomech

An art style popularized by Swiss surreal artist H.R. Giger. Hence its name, biomech art combines the aspects of machines and organics into something shit-brickeningly terrifying. Initially, Giger used this style to make robot porn, but it was made even more popular when he designed the iconic xenomorph for Ridley Scott's film "Alien".

Guy 1#: Have you heard of the biomech artist H.R. Giger?

Guy 2#: Isn't that the swiss guy who made robot porn?

by BatteryMaster July 7, 2016


YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!

One of the most iconic and recognizable screams of pain in meme history. It was uttered by none other than Mike Wazowski himself, one of the two main characters from the classic Pixar movie "Monsters Inc.".

*fingers get smashed*
"YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!"

by BatteryMaster July 3, 2017

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Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 9, 2018