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A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis
My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up
A fweep is is the brief disruption of urinary flow due to dried semen, resulting in a brief spray of two little jets at right angles parallel to the urethral slit .
Went to go pee hours after sex and there was a tiny spray happened then my stream resumed itâs normal course.
Dude thatâs called fweep!
When one accesses internet porn on a mobile device to mastrubate to.
Friend "I hope you made yourself at home on my couch last night.
Guest " Yes thank you. I even for some wifigina off my iPad.
A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.
The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!
The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.
God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!