Bethesda

Hell
1: Yes, it is old money. It's all old money
2:This is woman heaven. Lots of little preppy asthetic stores and infinite starbucks.
This however does not mean that the woman are of quality. Anyone dating a bethesda or potomac resident is to be deemed a lost cause.
3: Because bethesda citizens make 20 figures on their onlyfans and white mom dance gym business, all of their kids are eternally hooked on vapes or weed because they dont run out of funds to stop.
4: Yes, their parents bought them that car.
5: Remember that they have never faced any real hardship in life. Do not be suprised seeing white girls protest racial inequality while the minority kids laugh at them.
6: ULTRA liberal. All the boys are fruity and all the girls finger each other in the bathroom stalls.
I reccommend that if you see a bethesda resident, stare at them, eyes wide, imposingly. This will cause them to enter white victim mode and they will zip up their purse and walk much faster, avoiding any contact with them.
Oh, did i tell you?
They're all white, regardless of their actual skin tone.

1: I just went to a job interview in bethesda?
2: How did it go?
1: I'm still unemployed.
2: Sorry that you where rejected.
1: I rejected them. I could not last 10 seconds in that town without seeing a white girl with starbucks in one hand, and an iphone 14 in the other, typing essays on twitter about racism towards hispanics.o

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.

Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!