Gay Hypotenuse

The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle. The gay hypotenuse is a freak of nature and always is 8==> in length.

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Vagina Rope

When your pubic hair grows so long, you are able to braid it. Hence "Vagina Rope".

"That girl last night was so hot, Right Jim?"

"She could've been better, she had so much pubic hair, I could've made a vagina rope".

Dick Tickler

A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.

Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?

Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.

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