Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.

"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".

Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat

Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail

Dough'sed

When someone who is gluten intolerant gets served gluten, whether on purpose or by accident.

My wife is in bed for the week, the local bakery dough'sed her.