cats died

When your trousers are to short. This is a popular phrase is Derbyshire

I can't wear these trousers, cats died

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Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.

I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin

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