san jose

The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?

San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!

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