Nicola Sturgeon

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.

Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”

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Englishman

Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London

Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino”
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home”
Person “oh dear”

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