flank

The word flank is used as a substitute to most key words in a sentence, especially swear words

What the 'flank'?

You get flanked right up yer flank hole mate

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fully

To agree with a point 100% or also to emphasize your feeling on something

1) Hey baz can i borrow a smoke? Yea man u fully can
2) I fully want you to shut up and fuck off you worthless hood rat

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scrunt

1. The result produced when a cunt is smashed by a flying headbut.
2. derogotory term used to describe a slut or fuckhead.
Has it's origins from busted up weekends.

1. Looks like she's been kicked in her scrunt guts.
2. I am scrunt munted!

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moot soot

The contents of the kick tin after you have shaken the shit out of a kings cross scrunt munter.

Glad I wasn't the firey that had to clean up that trap full of moot soot.

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Sini

a stunning girl who usually knows everything about everything. might be a bit mad but in a good way.

i'm dating a girl called Sini.

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chunka-chunk

Technical offset printing term referring to the tin object containing roller cleaner, with a plunger on it, that sits near the end of a Heidelberg press. You pick up a rag, chunka-chunk a few times on it, and the rag becomes soaked with cleaners. So-called because it makes a chunka-chunk sound.

'Hey Baz, clean the rollers will ya?'
'OK' (grabs a rag)
(chunka-chunk sound)
'Hey Tone, the chunka-chunk is empty, can ya get some more chunka-chunk fluid from the chunka-chunk shop?'

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meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.

I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher

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