Beautawife

A guys closest girl best friend. Who will never let you down and is always there for you. She is also beautiful,has the best personality and is the nicest girl you'll ever know.You will always love her very much and will know her forever. Just such an amazing person to know!

I love you Beautawife!!!

Man my Beautawife is amazing!!!

5👍 8👎

shithouse

a house made from shit using a shitbrick

that house is made of shit

9👍 19👎

turn

pronounce: tern
a college dance. everyone is pissed on funk within an hour of arrival. very messy. not a real turn without at least one person spewing.

fucking awsome turn last night. i dont remember past 10.30 though.

10👍 39👎

driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

15👍 5👎

shitbrick

A brick that is made from shit

An action apparantly done when scared

Finster

i coulnd't find any clay so i used my own shit to make bricks

I was shitting bricks when i visted the clinic

8👍 34👎

plockity

walking in a fashion where your knee reaches your chest and then the leg extends out from there to hit the ground and so on. Like John cleese in the famous silly walks sketch.

look at 'im bruv! 'ees walking all plockity like!

5👍 5👎

choong

some good skunk

that skunk is CHOONG!

33👍 100👎