Ments

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.

Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"

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raunchy seagull

While having sex on the top of a set of bunk beds, you call out your buddy on the bottom bunk as you are about to ejaculate, and you ejaculate on him. Named raunchy seagull because it is like being pooped on by a bird

I gave my roomate the raunchy seagull last night, it was hilarious

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