Mitchinit

When you try to force a fart out so it will be super loud than you end up just shitting your pants.

Hey Greg did you hear that loud fart with a splat, yes you totally are mitchinit

kentucky green

When you eat to much pistachio ice cream and your shot comes out green you than spread it in your partners chest.

Dude I totally gave my girl friend a Kentucky green last night.

She got so mad at me!