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Inverted Flyby

A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.

To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.

WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.

Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"

Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."

by Bdamn December 2, 2010

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Virgin Stiff Arm

The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.

"What the fuck happened to your nose?"

" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm

by Bdamn February 8, 2011

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Dolphin Cry

The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.

Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run

Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.

You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.

by Bdamn February 8, 2011

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69ing Chipmunks

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address

I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.

by Bdamn April 29, 2011

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Glasgow Bikini Wax

The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"

Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"

by Bdamn October 15, 2010

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