Tori

Is a girl who never pays for beer but says she does. She is a huge cunt bag with a pretty face. She only comes with one leg so after you punch her in the pussy with your face you can get away easily. She smells like cheese but tastes like caviar. Once you get to know her you still hate her but love her also. It's complicated. If treated right she will suck a golf ball through a garden hose and swallow from the other end.

Oh my God this cunt Tori came over last night and we did the Canadian porch swing and the Sanfransisco bird feeder and the Texas chili bowl. What a slut! So much fun, ask Jackie.

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