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Best county ever. Better than Yorkshire and the whole South of England.
The rose always looked better in red.
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A mixed child of African and Caucasian decent.
I had sex with my black girlfriend without a condom and 9 months later she gave birth to an Africock.
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kaΓΒ·raΓΒ·te (kə-rΓΒ€'tΓΒ§)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!
Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!
Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!
Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?
*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*
Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
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Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.
White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!
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A great warrior from ancient China who killed Gan Ning.
Shamoke has blue eyes.
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aΓΒ·nal wart (ā'nəl wΓΒ΄rts)
n.
A hard Group of rough lumps growing on the skin, caused by infection with certain viruses and occurring typically on anus caused by Anal Sex.
I thought I had roids but it turned out I had anal warts!
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A disease that wont be cured. The only cure for this disease is having legal sex. By legal sex I mean the sex which only happens between a wife and a husband. Not with a new partner every day. Yes, a condom can help protect you from getting it, but it is not 100% guaranteed.
When the birth control pill was first introduced to the public in the early 1950s, women now could have sex with different people without the fear of getting pregnant.
An early case of AIDS in the United States was in 1973. A female baby to a girl who had previously had multiple male sexual partners.
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