combo platter

This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.

Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.

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firecracker

Another word for a tampon.

It's my time of the month, so I need to go to the store and get some firecrackers.

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