Ertechtion

Getting a swelling in your groin when excited by a new piece of technology.

Geek 1: "Hey did you see the new Macbook?"
Geek 2: "Oh boy, I had a full on Ertechtion."

Complicationship

Derived from the 'It's complicated' relationship option on Facebook. People who are not quite sure whats happening between them are in a complicationship.

Gossip 1: I've seen Dave and Clare together a lot recently. Are they going out?
Gossip 2: Don't think so. They're just in a complicationship.

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Daydentical Twin

A person who is born on the same day and same year as you.

Excited girl: "Hey Its my birthday today"
Other Girl: "No way mine too"
Excited girl:"What year were you born?"
Other Girl: "'79"
Excited Girl: "OMG! We're daydentical twins!"

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