Clarissa

the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.

"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"

"I love clarissa!"

Bryanna

The real "young stroker the body snatcher" on Uber. Only tip me 15$ + assholes

"Yoooo Bryanna was the real "young stroker the body snatcher" on UBER!!""