jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

butt nougat

Butt nougat: a two-toned colour of turd, usually dark brown turd mixed with light brown crap. It resembles the appearance of the sweet, sugary, chocolatey substance found in a Snickers bar.

“Man, almost shit my pants getting to the toilet... because, someone left some butt nougat on the seat.”

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

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cheddar foot

Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.

Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,