D-mail

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.

Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"

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go to the bank

go to the bathroom
to make a deposit or make a luther

metaphor can be extended in economic terms
M1 - Very liquid cash (pee)
M2-M6 (use your imagination)
M7- not liquid at all "thick as jelly" (poop)

Beanerous Brokus I - "I need to go to the bank to make an M1"
or
Beanerous Brokus I - I need to go to the bank and make kurry
or
Beanerous Brokus I - I need to go to the bank and make a Luther

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muckfluck

noun
A dumbass, or stupid person. Usually said after a stupid remark.

King Kurry VII: I was at the haircut store when...
Beanerous Brokus I: You mean the barber shop you muckfluck

King Kurry VII: That Open latte was phophylactic
Beanerous Brokus I: You muckfluck the sign says Open Late

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WTFITSONCGMH

Acronym means: What The Fuck Is This Shit Oh No Charles Got My Head

said in a time of massive confusion, or anger

1: You muckfluck He did what!?

1: WTFITSONCGMH!

2: are you okay

1: GFY!

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Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical

"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective

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Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical

"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective

kurry

noun
1. An indian person derived from an indian food of the same name curry
2. Indian people crap

verb
1. to dirty something or mess up. Similar to the word anoojify
2. To take a crap

derivatives: kurried, kurrified

King Kurry VII: Whats that smell.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap, King Kurry just made kurry in the bathroom

Man of Ham: What happened to that book
Beanerous Brokus I: That thing was kurrified

Beanerous Brokus I: That smells horrible, I think he just kurried in my car.
King Kurry VII: No I didn't, it wasn't me.

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