Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

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Mansfield

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds

“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

“Typical Mansfield that”

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