Lacrosse

1.) A sport usually played by little league failures
2.) The softest human beings play this game

3.) easiest sport around

I play lacrosse because I wasn't good at anything besides ballet.

"Dude why is that guy in the corner sucking his thumb?"
"His dad didn't pay the coach enough money so he didn't make the lacrosse team"
"Makes sense"

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