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A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.
My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.
A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.
'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'
A school full of cunts masquerading as students.
Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.