Bella

Bella's are known to date the ugliest mf in the world and they'll say "He's my world" when in reality this is her 9th world this week, bitch creates solar systems in her free time. They'll act all bad and shit but in reality their pussies, they'll have someone yell at them for something they did and they'll say shit like "Im going to run away" or "This is the most dramatic shit I've ever experienced". Sometimes they'll even say "I'm a snack", bitch your a free sample at costco. Chances are they have a secret furry clan and have the name "Star" or "Moon" in their furry name. They will not hesitate to hurt you even with "good intentions". COVID-19 and Bella both have something in common, you dont want them but they still show up because their 46 chromosome transgender furry "boyfriend" broke up with them who lives across the country or in another country. Bella's will say their not innocent when in reality they've never seen a dick in person or thats longer than a tic tac. Bella's are also known to stutter even in text ex. "I-I-I'm sorry...I-I t-thought that...". Bella's also have the tendency to make out with their girl best friend just to make someone jealous.

Girlfriend: I can't believe you dated Bella!

Boyfriend: I can't either, she was always on my ass 24/7 with no personal space

Girlfriend: How did you deal with her?

Boyfriend: Drugs

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