Kidney Kancer Kure

A group for a good cause you should definitely join!

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Cushion Bitch

When a bitch is so fat you can literally just sleep on her like a fucking cushion.

She's putting on so many pounds she's becoming my cushion bitch!

Qoozle

(Adj/noun) Slang for a when a person has down syndrome, mental retardation or low functioning autism that effects their voice so badly they sound like a French person with a broken jaw when they speak. (Pronounced kwoo•zul)

1. That autistic kid over there has a real Qoozle
2. He has a Qoozle-like voice

The Beetroots

The most successful band of all time.
Members:
John Lemon, Apple McCoretney, Orange Harrison, and Ringotato Starch.

The Beetroots' hits include:
•Fruity in the Sky with Diamonds
•While My Gourdtar Gently Peels
•Peely Lane
•Lady Banana
•Hey Root
•Lettuce Be
•Don't Pear Me By
•I Me Mango
•For You Blueberry
•Yellow Tangerine
•Across the Fruitiverse
•You Never Give Me Your Mango
•Yesterdate
•The Berry of John and Yoko
•In My Lime
•Within Fruit Without Fruit
•The Inner Lime
•Drive My Carrot
•Coconut Together
•It's All Too Mushrooms
•Dear Pumpkin

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Edgy slit

A man-made vagina formed when an edgelord cuts themself on the arm. The open wound is then intended to have a penis stuck in it.

I'm giving love to that emo girl's edgy slit tonight.

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Awaken the beast

(verb) To make fun of an autistic kid in your class

Stop trying to awaken the beast or he'll reach for the “toy” in his backpack!

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Anzuregasm

An aneurysm, seizure and orgasm all at once

“Why's that guy sweating, shaking, and bleeding all at once?”
“He's having an anzuregasm”