Dirty Despacito

When it reaches the climax but then you pull out when you feel the load incoming and proceed to pull out a sombrero hat with a paper cutout of Luis Fonsi glued inside and nut in it instead.

That basic bitch really thought I was about to nut in her slit but I did the Dirty Despacito instead!

wornography

Pictures of clothing in bad condition with a sexual pose. Commonly associated with clothesexual people. There is also XXX wornography, which has actual cum on the clothes. Slang term for wornography is worno.

Guy 1: Bro, why the fuck are you looking at pictures of worn clothing?
Guy 2: I'm watching wornography.
Guy 1: This is why you're a social outcast.

You're a tool

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.

Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!

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NMPNE

Short for Not My Proudest Nuclear Explosion

Guy 1: Did you see footage of the Chernobyl disaster?
Guy 2: Yeah, NMPNE

4chan

The most cultured place on the internet

and no, that's not a good thing.

I went on 4chan /b/ to find greentexts and instead I found homophobes, pedophiles, and incels. What the hell is this website?

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clothesexual

The sexual attraction to clothing.

Guy 1: What's your sexual orientation?
Guy 2: I'm clothesexual.
Guy 1: You're not my friend anymore.

Prison Cells are Just Rooms

The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number

Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*

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