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Makes sense

When u are in the bathroom curling your hair for this “makes sense”. Makes sense is a wonderful, sexy, great and funny man that you never get tired of. Makes sense loves a girl that says “no deep throat for that”.... while he is saying that ugly word “yay” with his pants down or when he is practically naked sitting on his couch. He tells his girlfriend “ you ain’t gonna get 4 cents for that “while he’s pointing at his dick.Pert near.

Makes sense: that was Becky!
Old mean girlfriend: that’s what she said . That’s who sounds like.

by Beautifulcrazypancake March 15, 2021

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Get off the gas

Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.

Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.

by Beautifulcrazypancake October 29, 2019


Sheep herders breakfast

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.

I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

by Beautifulcrazypancake March 15, 2021


armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash

Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!

by Beautifulcrazypancake December 25, 2023


Whattafuckingdededede

A Twinkie dipped in chocolate pudding.

Becky: I think I want a whattafuckingdededede.
Billy: yay! Don’t tell everybody I know about those.

by Beautifulcrazypancake June 28, 2022