turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

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sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

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Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.

I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.

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Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

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Sharonda

a fork used for eating

i ate with the shiney new Sharonda lat night

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ogo

a pimp ass texting device where i can tag base with my ho's. my bitches can be all up in my text while im kickin it with some other whore, an shes none the wiser.

person1: yo man check this rip right hurr.. this bitch was all up jockin my balls right when her sister be texting me like a mofo.. bitch never even knew it yo! i skeet all up on that bitch an dropped her whore ass off then met up wit her sis later on yo!

person2: rizzle?

person2: shizzle!

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volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

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