bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

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pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

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Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.

I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.

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Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

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Sharonda

a fork used for eating

i ate with the shiney new Sharonda lat night

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Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

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aks

A mispronunciation of the word "ask." Commonly used by African-American's.

Black guy: Yo G Homie! Get ova herr! I gotta aks you a question!

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