what's today's date

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

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relaxturbating

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

ur rubber ducky give sucky

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.

Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

analisis

A cancerous and incorrect way of saying analysis

"Time to put my analisis skills to the test!"
"you mean analysis?"
"No. Analisis . Correct yourself."