Pussy Pamper

an extra absorbent maxi pad used for overnight.

I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. Better wear a pussy pamper so I don't ruin my sheets.

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Carpet tunnel syndrome

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

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shaydar

A method of detecting someone who's shady, sketchy, or untrustworthy.

As soon as I saw his eyes darting back and forth uneasily, my shaydar went off...