beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

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fifth hand

1. A third persons attempt at starting a threesome.

2. The cause of most random gropings in the club or at a party.

1. Its not cheating if Im merely the fifth hand.

2. Becky was dancing with Larry and this 5th hand came out of nowhere and tweeked her nip.

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