tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

shoobie

Word derived from the Nickelodoen television show Rocket Power. The main characters of the show, from Southern California, referred to tourists that wore socks and sandals as shoobies.

Guy 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing socks and sandals?!
Guy 2: Man, he is such a shoobie!

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