sue-poofery

Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.

1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.

2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?

3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!

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if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

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piss pot

A piss pot is a slang term which usually refersto a toilet, but can also refer to an actual pot that must be urinated into.

1) Hey, where'sthe piss pot? I'm bursting!

2) Ok, If you'd just like to take this pis pot and come back after you fill and hand it in to the nurse, please.

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