is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
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As heard on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Thanks, but no thanks.
You want more beer?
Nah, ushi.