Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...

1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.

Noice

Nice; pleasing. Often said in agreement to a compliment, especially if you're an awkward kid with no better response to give. Might've come from Michael Rosen, the chocolate cake dude.

Kid 1: Say, that's a nice pasta roller.
Kid 2: Noice.

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Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."