Pinstripe

verb. Meaning to fart silently in public, leaving a nauseous gas cloud for an unsuspecting stranger to walk through. Frequently experienced when walking through the city of London behind men in pinstripe suits who should know better

"Don't follow me upstairs - I just pinstriped"

or

"I got pinstriped by a fat old man on the way out of Green Park tube station"

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