Soo

The version of 'so' that is synonymous with very. This is intended to separate its usage from the form that is a transitional word (Ex. "So, this happened..." or "so what?").

Guy 1: Jordan Peterson? Soo based.
Guy 2: Based af.

Bulb Licker

Someone who sucks dick.

Guy 1: “Your girl doesn’t give you head?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she ain’t no bulb licker.”
Guy 1: “Your loss fucko.”

homoaggressor

One who hates gay people, to the point of violence.

I’m not homophobic, I’m a homoaggressor!

Simpcel

A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.

i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.

Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.

*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):

guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.

Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.

"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"

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