Torture

A useful and practical way of getting accurate information from suspected terrorists.

As endorsed by the President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump.

Man: "Yo, road-kill lid, does water-boarding foreign brothers work? Or do we swerve it?"

President Donald J Trump: “Does it work? Does torture work? The answer is yes. Absolutely.”

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Pig headed

How former British Prime Minister David Cameron's cock looks after he's inserted it into a dead pig's head, whilst allegedly being initiated to an Oxford University dining society.

Man: "What's that posh twat doing with his beef whistle, bro? His little bishop is completely pig headed!"

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Grab bag

The technique pioneered by President Donald J Trump of forcefully grabbing British Prime Minister Teresa May's hand in the full knowledge that he has recently been playing with his testicles and not bothered to wash his hands.

Man 1: "Dude, why is road-kill lid tugging that crone's claw with his baby digits?"

Man 2: "Douche has done a sly grab bag, bro! He's got a sick coin purse!"

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