Callan

A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.

Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.

A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.

Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."

Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."

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