Ella

Ella (sometimes named Danielle) are some feisty human equivalents of a loud barking dog. They will put YOURS and HER parents in a home, empty the account in a blink, and go into a psychotic shopping spree, knowing full well that the money was for the downpayment of the house and a trip FOR THE KIDS TO ENJOY!!! She will only wear Banana Republic and make sure you know it, even if you never asked.
Also, be careful, they might get everyone high in your wedding ceremony through a marijuana infused cake. Don’t bring kids.

Mauri: did you hear what happened at the wedding last night?
Old man Jenkins: yeah I heard they pulled an Ella, the whole got high! And wow was the bride wearing Banana Republic?

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