Snackjack

Prone to occur in communal enviorments such as a joint kitchentte or a domestic refrigerator, the snackjack is no less than a crime against nature.
It can strike everywhere and anywhere and none is spared.
Put simply, to be robbed of one's snack.

"Hey, anyone seen my snickers?"
*Everyone goes Silent*
"Zounds! Snackjacked again."

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Pizza Angel

Not to be mistaken for a mere emissary, the pizza angel bestows the prodigal pie onto us, thus restoring peace to our maws and souls.

Pizza angel: "O.K., I've got one large pepperoni with a free garlic bread and--"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"

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